19 Aug 2011

Legs up the Wall Pose

As demonstrated by a kitten:
29 Nov 2010

Can Yoga and Alcohol Mix? This Yogi Says Yes

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Thank goodness.

15 Sep 2010

Yoga bear strikes a pose at Finnish zoo

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I predict a future career in modeling for the Yoga Journal.

31 Aug 2010

Yoga Boot Camp for Soccer Players

An old friend, Jake, is the head coach of a high school soccer (football) program in the area. It's the time of year for boot camp, when dozens of lucky high schoolers spend hours upon hours running around, kicking and heading balls, trying to impress the coaches and top the other players on the field. Jake asked me if I'd like to put together a group of yoga teacher trainees to run a few thirty to forty-five minute sequences for his prospective players. It sounded like a fun challenge, so I agreed.

Because I was cogitating about other things, however (namely, a new job and back-to-back vacations), I forgot to ask my fellow students at the Yoga Center. When I arrived at the football field on Monday, I was alone, my freshly shaved head reflecting the afternoon sun, my motorcycle boots clunking beneath me as I walked around the track toward the bleachers. I stared at the full field of kids running in swarms around soccer balls. It was overwhelming. Amidst the hive of activity, I noticed that there were a few distinct groups of players on the field. 

"Ah," I thought to myself. "Jake's team must be one of these groups."

I spotted Jake in the bleachers and flagged him down. It had been a while since we'd seen each other. Both of us had lost weight, and he didn't recognize me at first, thinking I was some punk biker looking for water. After we greeted each other, I asked him to point out his team on the field.

"That's it," he said, pointing at the field.

"Which ones?"

"Everyone."

"Oh." 

I think I audibly gasped. Jake may have mentioned at one point that it would be a large group of kids, but the idea never registered with my conscious mind. Until I saw them all in front of me. Ninety kids. Ninety. Nine. Tee. Kids.

"That's a lot of people," I said dumbly.

"Did you bring anyone else with you?" He asked.

"Um..." I kicked the cushioned tarmac with the toe of my boot.

"You still want to do it?"

I leaned over the edge of the precipice, took a deep breath, and leaped. "Sure. Let's do it."

"I wasn't sure if you were going to make it, so I've got something planned for today. You want to come back tomorrow and do it?"

I was secretly relieved to have one more day to plan. I returned the next day with a more formal outline. When the time came to begin, Jake told everyone to remove their shoes and socks. The looks on those high schoolers' faces was priceless. What a strange thing to be told, I'm sure, when all their short soccer careers they have worn those cleats and shin guards for everything, probably even to bed at night.

The group of ninety kids formed five lines of about twenty barefoot players on each line, stretching from sideline to sideline. It was an awesome and intimidating sight. I turned to face the group, closed my eyes for a moment, took a deep breath and began. I had to yell to be heard. For the first ten minutes some of the other coaches paced the rows and repeated the instructions, but eventually we found a groove and I was able to communicate clearly without the other coaches' help.

The kids were surprised (vocally, at times) by how challenging these poses could be. Admittedly, I focused on core-strengthening poses and movements, which made it feel more like boot camp than yoga. Still, It was fun to see how earnestly the majority of the kids approached the challenge, without judgement or cynicism.

During the "Finding Your Teacher's Voice" class at the yoga center, our teacher had told us that the temptation as new instructors is to say too much. That's certainly true for me. I have to resist the urge to get carried away when I lead a class. The challenge is to communicate a lot with as little as possible and let the poses speak for themselves. Shouting yoga poses to a group of ninety teenagers was the best way I can imagine to encourage a small budget of words. I had to strip out all of the flowery metaphors and grand philosophical musings and stick to the basics. What goes where and how? 

By the end, my voice was hoarse, and the athletes were beat. That last round of boat pose left all but a few hearty kids collapsed on the ground, staring at the blue sky, wondering why they ever thought that yoga would be a nice break from all that running.

Soccer Team Core Practice
  1. Supta Baddha Konasana with 3-part breathing
  2. Leg Lifts
  3. Twisting Leg Lifts
  4. Wind Releasing Pose - both legs
  5. Bicycle Crunches
  6. Roll 3 times up to...
  7. Table
  8. Arm and leg extension + crunches
  9. Awkward Airplane - both sides
  10. Down Dog
  11. Chaturanga pushups
  12. Cobra
  13. Down Dog to Forward Fold
  14. 3 x Half Sun Salutes with arms forward
  15. 2 x Sun Salutation C with leg crunches (Chair, right leg crescent warrior, high-low plank, up dog, down dog, leg crunches, left leg crescent warrior, forward fold, chair)
  16. Crescent Warrior - forward lean crunches
  17. Warrior III - leg crunches
  18. Low Lunge
  19. Revolved Side Angle
  20. 5 x Lift to Revolved Crescent Warrior
  21. Revolved Side Angle
  22. Side Plank - Leg Lifts and Thread the Needle
  23. Vinyasa
  24. Repeat 16 - 22 on other side
  25. Dolphin Dog - Dolphin Plank pushups
  26. Walking the Dolphin Dog
  27. Cobra
  28. Locust - Superhero
  29. Vinyasa
  30. Full Boat - cross-ankled lifts
  31. Full Boat - Half Boat crunches
  32. Vinyasa
  33. Full Boat - side to side
  34. Reverse Table
  35. Full Boat - scissor legs
  36. Bridge Lifts
  37. Supta Baddha Konasana Lifts
  38. Supine Twist - both sides
  39. Savasana
19 Aug 2010

Star Wars Yoga?

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Well. There's not much I can say about this one except thanks to my coworker for pointing this out to me. I'm particularly fond of the TIE Fighter and TIE Fighter Advanced variation, although I don't think I'll be incorporating any of them into my personal practice.

17 Aug 2010

Muscles Remember Past Glory | Wired Science

Pumping up is easier for people who have been buff before, and now scientists think they know why — muscles retain a memory of their former fitness even as they wither from lack of use.

We yogis often hear that our bodies retain memories of previous experiences - traumas and joys - and that the asana practice can cause those memories to resurface. The results of this study show that at least on one level, there is a scientific basis for that assertion.

16 Aug 2010

Die, smug yoga teacher, die - Life stories

Die, smug yoga teacher, die
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Jivamukti (a Sanskrit word that means "liberation while living") is a yoga method that combines physical postures with scriptural study, music, chanting, meditation, animal rights, veganism, environmentalism and political activism. The practice is adored by many and considered the height of pretension on Earth by others. Later, when I mentioned it to a friend, she referred to it as "Jive-Ass Monkey." Of course, I knew none of this when I got off the elevator and entered the Jivamukti den, high as an Underdog balloon. I was planning to simply take another class on another chilly spring afternoon. My friend and I would do some yoga, towel off in separate locker rooms, and then go get some tasty noodle soup.

I remember one of my cousins, a police officer, once said, "There's a fine line between an officer of the law and a criminal." For me, there's a fine line between a good yoga class and a bad one (or, as I've come to think of it now, a "challenging" class). I enjoy a class in which the teacher shares his or her wisdom, mixing some personal reflection with the physical practice, but sometimes that teacher can take it too far. This excerpt from Neal Pollack's new book "Stretch" is worth a read as a funny example of what not to do when you're in one of those challenging classes.

13 Aug 2010

Illustrations in Raja Yoga - a set on Flickr

A fun scan of an old yoga pamphlet.

6 Aug 2010

friday thoughts: validity | Suburban Yogini

Anything that blocks us from attainment of our true selves is a valid problem and shouldn’t be ignored or pushed down or seen as trivial.

The Suburban Yogini offered up this great insight today.

When I had heard news about a new yoga studio opening up in one of the "fancy" suburbs of Minneapolis, a place where the per capita income is probably more than I make in ten years, I first thought, "It's a shame. The people who need yoga the most can least afford it, and then there's a beautiful studio like this opening in such an affluent area."

I quickly realized how short-sighted this was, though. The Suburban Yogini explains why very eloquently. Physical comfort, a fancy car, all those expensive material goods -- they don't make a difference to a person's true nature, nor do they help anyone get any closer to their true self (more often they do the opposite). In the end, we all face the same challenges and anything anywhere that helps remove those obstacles is a Good Thing.

3 Aug 2010

The Mind Body Disconnection

The message delivered by Monique Maxwell, an excellent and meticulous instructor at the Yoga Center training program, is that most people's minds are disconnected from their bodies. We lack body awareness. Her instruction can be frustrating, intense, and revolutionary for me. I always seem to leave her classes shaking my head and saying to myself, "I have so much to learn."

This weekend, she offered a short introduction to the Iyengar method. Her plan was to talk us through the process of finding several basic poses using Iyengar-flavored language. As usual with her, however, we only had time for two poses: tadasana and then a very thoughtful and exacting trikonasana -- triangle pose.

One of the very first cues offered, after we spent a few minutes working on our feet and ankles, was to bring a slight bend to the leading knee and twist the inside of the thigh upward. This action engages the quadricep and rotates the kneecap so that it is pointing between the second and third toe of the forward leg. It's an important motion that protects the knee and engages the hamstrings of the leading leg. Monique continued to talk us through the rest of the pose, moving on to the hips, shoulders, and neck. We held variations of the pose for what seemed like several weeks on each side.

"You were locking your knee that whole time," she told me after we finally released from the second side. "And your kneecap was pointing out here."

Nah, I thought while rubbing the back of my sore knee, She's crazy. My knee was pointing right over my...wait a minute. Shit! 

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She was right. I had been staring at my knee that whole time, looking directly at it, and I didn't see the problem. When I tried the pose again, there it was -- my kneecap, sticking out like a hitchhiker's thumb, nowhere near its intended home. There was a complete disconnect between what I was seeing, what I was thinking, hearing, and doing with my body. I felt deflated. What else do I think I'm doing right but completely mess up?

Sure, we hear the message all the time that students, especially new ones, have poor body awareness. But a yoga teacher trainee? Me? Never!

My wife would not be surprised to know that I was wrong. That class was a humbling reminder for me that all those things we learn about "our students" also apply to us. In fact, I think those lessons can apply even more to us since we trainees spend so much time in our heads.

Alex Barrett's Space

I graduated from college with a degree in English and theater and am now working as a web developer. In the continuing spirit of an incongruous life path, I began a 230 hour yoga teacher training program in April, 2010 at the Yoga Center of Minneapolis.